WELCOME NEW USER(or OLD USER)!!! X

First off, welcome to FUNCEL.XYZ. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME HERE.

Before I let you off, I noticed that this site is really badly designed. Many people who tried to use this site said it looked autistic and retarded. So I made this prompt in hopes that you can navigate this site a little bit easier.

On your right, just below this text is the board where all the content is at.

On your top-left, there is a navigation tab that allows you to switch to a different board.

But before you leave, here are some other features that may be helpful navigating the website:
  1. If you click the header element(The thing that says WELCOME TO FUNCEL.XYZ) you can return back to the board if you are on a thread or not the first page.


    It will light up pink when you can do it.
  2. If you scroll down a little bit, you can see a pinkbar. That pinkbar also serves as a navigation device.

    Here is displays the frontPage, the board meta, and a thread
  3. This feature often blends in with the surrounding, but there is a small little bar that lets you go from the top of the board and down to the bottom.

    SCROLL BAR
  4. Some posts have ##. ## is meant to be an @user. If you click on it, it redirects you to the post that it is being referenced. If you want to reference a post, click the PID(post id).

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I MAKE THE RULES2022-09-22 21:20:41
This is so me a year ago.

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| _\ ) hey pls dont flood in my network also ( /_ |
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funny advert manager here2022-08-13 23:33:13
Hello mfs i back. (ur mad. im bad)
I spend the last few days just programming this advert thingy for ppl to use. I had to update my computer from deb8 to deb9 and mysql5.6 to mariadb something. Took a lot of time and effort. Holy shit it is still not done yet. There are plenty of "bugs" and stuff, but for the most part none of these bugs are easy to find unless you are actively searching for it. So yea go check it out.
I wrote most of the warnings on the signup page, but I highly advise you not to use a real password that you have used before. I don't think I will be compromised, but I have no security. Also you need to use a real email to verify your account.

Also funny story, I pushed my code to github and i accidentally left my username and password as plain text. Some fucking french dude found out and used to spam people with a scam. Needless to say, I am probably blacklisted on gmail. If you do create your own account, you need to check your spam folder now. Thanks to the french. God i hate french people.

Use the code first50 for some free credits in the add credits tab. After that, there is nothing left. You can't even be a JIDF agent and shill ur psyops bc i havent integrated any payments yet. Much Oy Vey.

USE THIS LINK

nuTextArea2022-07-26 22:14:47
Hello an welcome back. You might not have seen this yet, but if you make or comment on a new post, the old textArea is gone. I have replaced with with a nuTextArea. Basically, the problem with the old textArea is that only raw text can show, if you want to show images or videos, that would not be possible. This new text area is able to show that.
In order to show the respective items, you can click the buttons or just type [selector](link). All the selectors are the same as before.

This shows IMG and YTB

There are a few problems where u might have a few extra newlines; however, the system will not read these new lines. There will be a maximum of 1 new line. Essentially asume that your text looks like:
hello(\_n\_n)
You might expect
hello
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_

But it will just be:
hello
_


There are also other technical reasons why newlines appear up and down. For example, inorder to place images, you have to have a newline on the bottom because if there isn't, HTML doesn't let you scroll and type past it. But yea...
That's it. Bye


Hello Peepo0000-00-00 00:00:00
I just finished writing the backend part for my newly updated Admin console that only I CAN USE. anyways here is a photo of it:

I like it quite a bit bc the old one was just horrendous.

This was the old delete thing. Because there was no ajax or some sort of other bs, i had to do the post redirect bullshit like the new posts. If you checked out the reader stuff that I made, it is also using ajax. I gradually shifting towards having scripts cover the redirects rather than use backend only. Not only is async just better IMO, it also solves a lot of the performance problems I am seeing with PHP only. I have to reload the scripts, styles every single time a new click is made...
Anyways, I can now ban and delete stuff without a hitch and a redirect. THIS MEANS NO MORE MEAN AND ONLY BURY NICE.

NO RUDENESS HERE
BYE BYE

I am diseased2022-07-04 02:48:23
I do not have covid but my hands are filled with pores of puss(y). May God grant me speed. Amen. Anyways good day visitor. I've been working on backend stuff and u can't see.

Welcome Back Senpai2022-06-20 06:30:06
Hello, to anyone here, this website will be worked on for the next few months before school starts again.

I've done a little bit of touchups and a little bit of untouchups since I last wrote a coherent update.

1. The biggest changes can be seen in /manga/ and anote threads. They now are polished so they look proper and they have a response comment thingy going on. Pretty cool if I'm not going to lie. I plan on adding a response counter so that users can know if a comment has responses to it. I would also like to reintroduce captchas to it bc i mean it disincentivizes bots and rapid commenters aka spammers.

NICE SPAM

2. I fixed some small JS and CSS errors. I polished parts of the code up...but it is not complete. But is is times better than before.(jk it isn't)

Anyways this was pretty short. I might have spent time doing other things I guess. WTF


Ur avg burrito vs rice debate

Now the burrito is gay

Been a long time2022-06-17 07:09:13
So it has been a long time since I wrote anything. I used to update the news, but after Azure shut me down for a month, i have been negotiating with them. but now im forced to pay $2.5 - $3 a month. Such is life. im not born to pay.

I forgot to add this, but this was added ages ago, you can now watch threads and stuff. If u click the star icon, a thread will appear on the right sidebar. You can choose to hide this, but yea it is there.

Also i've been thinking about adding some annotation things for pdfs and mangas. I wrote about this a long time ago, but there has been sever polishing and more additions. I used to not have a comment to comment system, but now I do.

Peace out. Remember be habby

4/17 Updates2022-04-17 23:17:53
Ok so it has been quite a while since i wrote an update.
1. Manga reader/annotation
This is still a WIP. You can post a post with all the img links to a manga and users can annotate it. However, because content delivery networks fuck up(im guessing that most imgs are cached so they get removed after a few hours), none of it works. there isn't a thread to test the feature, but u can make one. you post a link to imgs with a comma(,) separating everything.
*YOU DO NOT USE [IMG] for it to work. I WILL PROVIDE GUIDE AFTER I FIND A SOLUTION*

but here is a demo img:

another demo:



2. No longer word based.
This IS BASED. my old system split things by words(aka spaces). now it is no longer split by words. This means that ~ will change everything to pink. You can now do [TXT](uhhhh this is kinda retarded){color:red}, and everything changes to the color red. Test it out if u want. Bye

~hello there
used to print:
hello there
now it prints:
hello there

[TXT](uhhhh this is kinda retarded){color:red}
used to print:
nothing bc it would be an error
now it prints:
uhhhh this is kinda retarded


uhhhhhhhh emote2022-03-27 07:44:10
Emote system:
This emote system is for emoting threads. Currently there is only three emotes...more will be added later on. You click the + button for the emotes. And then you click the emote that you want. Not very hard. But you need at least 100 points to use one(i.e. 10 comments/posts).

Post Cooldown:
New users are subjected to a post cooldown of ~1 minute and 35 seconds. This goes down as you post more.

Collapsing Boards:
You can now also collapse boards if you want. Why did I add this? Dunno

Anyways have a good day. Look at the bury i found on s4s

New Features: Captcha, Highlights, Videos2022-03-07 06:26:02
Hello, I've kept writing News post bc first no one really reads them. Also bc kinda gay to write a post every new features. So I'm gonna accumulate a few and then write them.

1. Captcha
The based posters at soyjack(them off) imageboard raided here. They posted around 20, and as the janny I had to delete them. I kept only one post. Again, I don't mind stuff like that, but plz no spam. Therefore, I will be using Captcha to keep people from spamming like that. But hey if u still do after the captcha shit, hats off to you. Can't say im not impressed by ur determination.

2. Highlights
I'm not sure if this is obvious, but u don't have to click the >>> to see a post. U can click the post area. I made that more clear. I wasn't really hard, but it should help those will more water in their noggins than brain matter.

3. Videos
You can now include videos into ur posts. I initially didn't do it bc u couldn't post shit from /wsg/. I'm using HTML's default video so it supports m4 and webm(and ogg whatever that is). U can't access 4chan's webms unless u explicitly click the link. However, I believe after u click the resource link, it should be available for quite some time. They need u to do a captcha first.

Anyways, have a gud thyme my bury nice poster.

Thats all the content.
Have a good day. :))))

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