Before I let you off, I noticed that this site is really badly designed. Many people who tried to use this site said it looked autistic and retarded. So I made this prompt in hopes that you can navigate this site a little bit easier.

On your right, just below this text is the board where all the content is at.

On your top-left, there is a navigation tab that allows you to switch to a different board.

But before you leave, here are some other features that may be helpful navigating the website:
  1. If you click the header element(The thing that says WELCOME TO FUNCEL.XYZ) you can return back to the board if you are on a thread or not the first page.

    It will light up pink when you can do it.
  2. If you scroll down a little bit, you can see a pinkbar. That pinkbar also serves as a navigation device.

    Here is displays the frontPage, the board meta, and a thread
  3. This feature often blends in with the surrounding, but there is a small little bar that lets you go from the top of the board and down to the bottom.

  4. Some posts have ##. ## is meant to be an @user. If you click on it, it redirects you to the post that it is being referenced. If you want to reference a post, click the PID(post id).

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Have fun.
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Custom Backgrounds and more2022-02-24 01:43:40
Hello. I was going to write an update a few days ago about the tread tracker that I wrote up. I didn't bc i was too lazy. So now im gonna write it here.

1. Thread Tracker
The thread tracker here just keeps track of the threads that u visisted. If you click a thread, it will update the thread counter. If the thread gets update, you will see the difference of posts. Essentially, if you make a post with one comment only, then u leave for xyz, someone posts another comment, you will see your thread turn green with a post counter. Pretty cool stuff. I plan on adding a way to have starred threads too so u can keep track of important stuff.

2. Custom backgrounds(and more to come)
Currently u can change the background of your body. You can change it into an img or a different color. The img needs to be a link. The color can be anything compatible with color: (...). I don't think u guys are that dumb so...nada mas.

The reason why I have custom backgrounds is because I think this site looks like shit. And I'm the one who made it. If I let u guys pick custom colors or images, the consumers in u will start liking it. They say that only mothers can like their ugly children. If I let u guys pick small stuff like this, half of the reason why it is shit is on you.

There is also a text font and a opacity slider. That is still in WIP.

Anyways watch this video plz.

All data is stored in local/as cookies storage. I don't keep any of the data. No glowing here.
I also forgot to tell u this but the settings button is up on the top right. I know zoomers and boomers are the most retarded generation of people. Millennials are also.

new changes2022-02-21 05:35:12
Yo. Here are some new changes that I made.

1. I used to use css:hover as the way to expand imgs. Now it isn't like that anymore. U click to open. Thus, if you don't use js, u are even more fucked.

2. Each one of the threads now have a thread counter. You can see the total amount of posts for each thread.

Update2022-02-13 06:15:07
I've done some backend things, mainly reducing the amount of mysql calls. This should improve the speed. I also did some editting to error pages.
Edit of the img i did

Pink Post2022-02-04 00:44:16
If you type:
~pinked lmao
it will turn out like this:
~pinked lmao

basically until the next return, it will be pink. also made some other changes to userid. the display on different boards on the same thread were the same...changed

also be sure to visit funcel everyday for the rest of your life

You can now post more than one IMG2022-01-18 01:35:17
I've made it so that the img can post in gallery mode.

You would do this with the img tag again. Post all the imgs in one () with commas to separate them.

TEXT integration2022-01-13 19:48:35
Hello, I just added text integration for people who want to change up the color and the size.

If you don't want to read more, here is the syntax:
This still follows the same syntax as the other three buttons(img,link,and youtube). This also means that there is only one word per designator.
(IE: [TXT](word word){option} will fail. )

Here are the current available options. I will include this in the portal page sometime later on.
Options are broken down into either a property or a tag. If you used html and css before, the tag is from html and the property is from css. The difference between the two is that properties are two valued and separated by a ":" and tags are simply just one valued.

properties : values
color : [any color values one word or a hex value]
size : [xsmall,small,large]

b [bolds text]
i [italcizes the text]

You can combine all the options together like the img above into:

color -> any color available in HTML is available here. This means u can do:

Of course becareful not to do:
[TXT](word){color:hot pink}
because the system breaks it into two words(please don't say it is stupid. i've wrote too much code to change it)

Anyways, the system doesn't read [TXT](word){color:hot pink} as I said. This is indeed a bug. But I don't really care. Maybe I will fix it in the later time, or maybe I won't. But what I will not do is allow [TXT](word after word after word after word){option}. This feature is not meant as a way to show independence from other people, but rather as a way to highlight text and such. It is meant so that users can do things like:
part 1
part 2
part 3
and such. Not meant for the dude that pinkposts every word. You can do it. But please don't.

NEW USR IDs2022-01-11 01:31:20
I used to use a user id system based off of ur IP. It was an IP hashed into a long + modulus into a 9 or 10 digit number(IE a decent amount of information is gone on my database). inb4 someone calls this IP grabbing. If you do, fuck u.

But yea. I got a new system because ips just change way too much. After an hour or two, it is no longer the same. The new system is cookie based an generates a user id that is a 64bit intger. If you get any problems with it, you can just reset the cookie. Of course this lets you ban evade and all that. But I am currently implementing a system that gives users more functionality if you keep your cookies. Of course cookies run out, but I set the cookie duration to be 5 years. More than enough. Any I can even update the cookie if it gets to that point. So I guess I'll say I hope that u stay here for that long. How will this system work? Here is a rough outline.

Each poster gets a social credit score of 0. If you do bad things, you get a lower score. If you are a normal person, you get a higher score. The bad thing is really only a manual ban, and I don't plan on giving that out to anyone like discord or reddit jannies. You don't lose any credit for saying things with content. Not to go to deep into my idea of free speech, if you have some sort of logic nothing will happen. This is not to say that spamming the N-word in the special cursive thing is fine bc there is no logic behind it. Of course you have degen and you should go back to containment. If you have a good score, you get functions like bold, italicized, or colored stuff. (THIS IS STILL WIP). The score needed is not going to be high(because if only 10% of posters can do it, it breaks a pseudo-anonymity). Probably will happen in increments of 10 posts.


cringe. type long live the CCP in a thread to earn +9999999 credit

Anyways don't call me a CCP shill. It is jut the best way that I can think of. Any other way destroys the anonymity. Anyways don't remove your cookies, your social credit score will go to zero and xijingping won't be happy. JKJKJKJK

PINKED2021-12-29 02:43:42
U can now collapse the navigation. Why? bc there will be more stuff on the sidebar. Also pinned posts get PINKED and are up top.

If you are seeing this, the azure migration is successful.2021-12-26 04:23:09
Im not paying linode $5 a month. fuck that shit.
Here is my old linode thingy. RIP.

GONNA Switch to Azure 2021-12-26 03:11:22
My time with linode is almost up. Im going to have to switch to a different service for hosting. Azure is currently the only one available but i only have 750hrs. I don't really know what this 750 means. Like is it monthly or just 750 in all. Hope it is monthly so i don't have to migrate.

TODAY IS CHRISTMASS2021-12-25 06:16:05
Habby christmas. Links look cooler eh.

Enough said

Habby christmas eve2021-12-24 02:50:07
Good day my kind sirs,
I am excited man to tell that FUNCEL.XYZ will now habe more text constriction. Yube not post more than 30 returns. Yube not spam with:

... +30 lines

I know yube might see as sad thing. But very happy. Yube drink the corn syrup today. Yube post no spam. It is war on spam.
Kind sirs if yuber post go left. Yube copy and paste again. No losing here.

Updates2021-12-21 01:09:41
If you visit the website u might see a few small changes.
  1. There is now a way to look back in time at the really bad news I wrote. Ummm....yea so there is that. And because of that u see these new small pinky stuff on the heading of the content parts...
  2. The pinky stuff is actually stickied so those people with alzheimers will never forget what board they are on. yay.
  3. I added shadows to stuff.
Im thinking about editing the website's post success page into something a little bit nicer rather than a picture that spans 120% of the pg.

Herro Update2021-12-20 05:00:35
So I updated some things. I changed the file hierarchies and stuff and started to use indexes rather than redirects. Smart Idea now that i think about it. Ive been looking at how different websites use these and how I have fucked it up but too lazy to fixx it i guess. fug. also there is a new frontpage. Im planning on adding some nav links there too but i cant use the nav box that i created. im also going to add little pink stuff on top to make it "aesthetic".
inb4 cringe.

Take this go commit some crimes.

Bug FIXED2021-12-18 20:14:17
Some anon posted nada in the title. My bad bug fixed.....but thxs for pointing it out anon. plz fogibe me

I also didnt point this out, but I made some rules. Pretty simple if ur not a glowie. no glowies allowed here. this is a no glowie zone. glowies go somewhere else.

There is also a new board...plz post there

New Feature2021-12-18 00:50:33
The website is lookin fucked up today but Im pushing two small changes. U can now click on the header of threads to return back to the original board. And there is a a scroll to go up and down. Also I (re-amped?) the css on the website from class to ids. I have no idea what is the difference and why to use them, but Im learning so hopefully it is just that problem. Give it a few hours to unfuck itself.
(I did not use a single single quotation mark bc i havent programmed the bypass yet)

WTF WHY IS IT SO SLOW2021-12-18 00:43:15
This 1gb linode shitter is running pretty well, but it fucks up and i do not know if it is my fault or a slow server.

my computer just shit itself2021-12-13 02:41:54
Hello, I was trying to find out why an anon said that all the ips seem to be the same(he is right...) and I was going to post it. but it didn't work bc i have shitty quotation mark stuff and i didn't post. i thought it was serverside bc i don't blame anyone but myself and in this case it happened to be myself but the younger one. so i check it out and guess what, it wasn't the server problem and i realize it is just the shitty single quotation mark. so i posted news and whatever. now i was going to exit my ssh since i don't need to look at my mysql server anymore. so i did that. but before i pressed enter, i scrolled up on my computer and it just shit itself. ten or so fucking lines of #xx appeared. i pressed enter and it was too late...my whole news just emptied itself. i don't know why that happened or how that could have happened, but it did. then i remembered i have backup...so we're back to square one with the ip problem again.

uh oh2021-12-01 01:19:39

To that cunt that posts with his own css2021-12-01 01:02:39
Fuck you. I hate u.

Thats all the content.
Have a good day. :))))

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